CURSE THAT DAMN PORCELLI! HE BEATS ME ON MY OWN TRACKS EVERY TIME!! I CHEAT AND STILL CAN'T WIN!
I KNOW, I'LL JUST TELL THE WORLD HE'S A CHEATER BECAUSE I'LL NEVER BEAT HIM....YEAH, THAT'S IT! THEN I'LL COPY ALL HIS GOOD IDEAS, CUZ I SURE DON'T HAVE ANY. I'LL SAY THEY'RE MINE ANYWAY. WHY NOT? PEOPLE ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO BELIEVE ME. WELL AT LEAST SOME PEOPLE.
NOW, WHERE'S MY STINKIN CIALIS?